Ez Pop Popcorn Commercial from the 60's

My Dad used to recite this verbatim to me when I was real little. He had learned it while in the Army. It always made me giggle. I had never heard the original until You Tube came along. I'd always thought Dad had made up parts of it but in reality he had it ALL exactly right. It's amazing the things that will stick with ya!

"Teddy Bear," the porcupine, doesn't like to share...

If you listen closely, at one point you can hear him say "My Corn!"

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Guacoma: Temporary blindness in response to having guacamole thrown in your eyes.